[Shay speaks]

I read the Harry Potter books when I was younger, but I didn't really get into them until the summer of '03. I pre-ordered OotP on a whim, picked up the first four to refresh my memory, and then... I found myself writing song parodies. It went downhill from there.


Contents

Harry Potter Fanfiction

Do You Believe In Polka? series

1) Hogwarts Polka  [Complete][Chapters: 01][Song Parody][Humor]

We take a look at Harry's friends, family, and enemies, filtered through several Muggle songs. A song parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Polka Party!", featuring InDenial!Ron, Playa!Draco, and Confused!Lockhart. (Rated PG for broomstick jokes.)

Story: (2003-06-19) Full
Song Parody, Humor / Complete

2) Angry Wizard Polka  [Complete][Chapters: 01][Song Parody][Humor]

How would "Order of the Phoenix" look if it were performed by the characters as a polka? Let's find out. A song parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Angry White Boy Polka", featuring KickAss!Ginny, Credulous!Luna, and LoungeSinger!Sirius.

Story: (2003-07-04) Full
Song Parody, Humor / Complete

3) Polkas in '75  [Complete][Chapters: 01][Song Parody][Humor]

At Harry's urging, Lupin reminisces about a rather strange day in the Marauders' history. A song parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Polkas on 45", featuring Lovesick!James, Skeptical!Lily, and Mocking!Sirius.

Story: (2003-09-24) Full
Song Parody, Humor / Complete


100 Words About 44 Wizards  [Ongoing][Chapters: 11][Various]

A drabble is a story of exactly 100 words (well, depending on your definition). Enclosed find a myriad of drabbles written by Shay Caron, including many submissions for HP100 challenges.
Most recent update: drabble 11.

Story: (2003-11-22) Full
Various / Ongoing


Be a Wizard  [Complete][Chapters: 01][Song Parody][Humor]

"Welcome. Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are..." A song parody of "So You Wanted to Meet the Wizard", from the musical "The Wiz".

Story: (2003-07-27) Full
Song Parody, Humor / Complete


Bludged  [Complete][Chapters: 01][Romance][Humor]

At the first Quidditch game of Harry's sixth year, Ginny shows off some brilliant Chasing, the Slytherins attempt vengeance, and Harry feels unusually protective.

Story: (2003-10-07) Full
Romance, Humor / Complete


Hogwarts Inquisition  [Complete][Chapters: 01][Parody][Humor]

"NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition!!" ... I'm so, so sorry. Based on Order of the Phoenix and Monty Python.

Story: (2003-09-28) Full
Parody, Humor / Complete


Short Scar, Long Broomstick  [Complete][Chapters: 01][Song Parody][Romance]

A parody of Cake's "Short Skirt, Long Jacket", in which an unknown admirer pines for the Boy Who Lived. (Feel free to fill in your preferred partner for Harry here.)

Story: (2003-06-28) Full
Song Parody, Romance / Complete


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The Harry Potter series and all characters therein belong to J.K. Rowling. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended and no money will be made from these stories.